9 off-color tweets from people who claimed brand names on Twitter first
Netflix has really stirred the pot, so to speak, with the announcement of its new DVD-only service, Qwikster. Apparently, in its haste to rebrand, someone at Netflix forgot to check if the @Qwikster Twitter handle had already been claimed. It had been, by a weed-smoking Elmo, apparently.
Bored as shyt wanna blaze but at the same time I don’t ugh fuck it where’s the bowl at spark me up lls
— Jason Castillo (@Qwikster) June 23, 2011
@Qwikster is just the latest brand-busting Twitterer to be added to my list, “Not Who You Think We Are”. Here are some more, uh, off-brand tweets:
Wish I was surrounded by naked women
— Jordan Sigalos (@wrangler) April 22, 2011
Erotica is using a feather, pornography is using the whole chicken.
— KFC (@kfc) March 21, 2011
Middle of September means the girls are whipping out the yoga pants. Thank you sweet bearded baby Jesus.
— Abdulc( ???)? (@Advil) September 18, 2011
im just chilling drinking on some e&j you dig
— koolaid (@koolaid) January 27, 2008
In retrospect, rehab might have been a good idea.
— Chip Clark (@Chipotle) July 23, 2011
Just launched an air biscuit. Amber hates that phrase. #airbiscuit
— Matt (@hydrox) July 14, 2011
If you’re over 60, I guess you can win an argument by calling someone stupid and refusing to discuss or justify.
— Bryan Pendleton (@bp) July 5, 2011
I had a dream that I tooted in front of Kevin Spacey. He was super cool about it and gave me a fist bump so I wouldn’t feel embarrassed.
— erin (@e) August 3, 2011
Have you seen any other off-branded Twitter accounts? Let me know, and I’ll add ‘em to the list!