In case you haven’t heard yet, Rupert Murdoch’s wife smacked the hell out of a would-be pie thrower at her husband’s Parliamentary hearing today.
Once the foam settled, and the hearings resumed, the slap’s aftershock continued to ripple through Twitter, like a lede-burying folk tune:
Rupert Murdoch can recover all losses from this scandal by having 20th Century Fox remake Fist of Fury starring Wendi Deng.
well, one thing is for sure: wendi deng is pretty bad ass.
My respect for Wendi Deng just gone through the roof #hackgate
Full marks to Wendi Deng - quick as a cat.
Breaking News: Putin hires Wendi Deng as Head of Security. "No one ever suspects a little Chinese lady in pink"
Watched replays. Right slap not left hook by Wendi Deng. Still better than anything David Haye managed landed on Klitschko
I was at a party with Wendi Deng in LA a few months ago. I pity the pie-tosser in eye-scratching-out distance of that woman.
Wendi Deng just got so "you are not the father" up in that hearing
if only Wendi Deng could use her powers for good... Why, I'll bet she could clean up the Gotham City that is Britain.
I don't know about y'all, but I'd pay money to watch Wendi Deng in a bar fight.
BREAKING: Wendi Deng Murdoch now confirmed as SEAL Team shooter of Osama bin Laden.
If nothing else, Wendi Deng's left hook proves: You do NOT want to mess w/a Chinese lady w/her dander up. #justsayin
Can Wendi Deng be my wife too? Then I wouldn't need all these pesky body guards! #murdoch
I Don't care about Haye v Klitschko i want to see Wendi Deng v Klitschko ... great right hook! #enquiry #notw
Wendi deng teaches us all...its all in the palm!
Bout to unlock Wendi Deng in Mortal Kombat
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